Fark had a photoshop contest for making soccer interesting to Americans.
Yeah, this'd do it. I'd pay to watch that.
The original link from popyard.com has long since expired, and I had no idea. Luckily, I found another blog with the pictures, although it took me a few hours. Well worth it, I think you'll agree. And in case something else happens, here's a site with a few of the pictures, and here's one with a few more.
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