Okay, this is lame. Really. But it tickles my funny bone.
Shopping in Target, I happen to come across these shoes. They're the "Jude" and "Nathan" styles. Just like me and my brother.
I'm the black one.
I thought they didn't do this kind of stuff any more. For those having trouble seeing the photograph, this is a snapshot of the monitor for my computer at work. It's just rebooted, and it has the classic oxymoronic error message:
Keyboard failure. Press F1 to continue.